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Jan. 21st, 1990 04:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluggedintheoverlord
"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
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Date: 2013-01-27 09:38 am (UTC)[He needed to get the hell off of this topic. Didn't matter what to, it just needed to not be about him and Gunny.]
Should I be worried that you're trying to get rid of this apartment so quick? What, is it haunted or something? Shitty neighbors?
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Date: 2013-01-27 09:44 am (UTC)Neighbors are pretty quiet, actually. Not sure about the haunting, though, and if Fox doesn't take the cat, the two of you will have to deal with a shitty roommate.
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Date: 2013-01-27 07:00 pm (UTC)[It had sat on his face when he was hungover. He was going to hold a grudge against that thing until the heat-death of the universe.]
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Date: 2013-01-27 07:05 pm (UTC)The only thing that's letting that thing keep her life is that she's Shepard's.
[Okay let's see if it's the commander's disappearance that's bothering him]
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Date: 2013-01-27 07:18 pm (UTC)[Still not the best topic, but better than the alternative. Talking about her didn't make him tense up like he was waiting for a punch; it sucked that she was gone, and he was a little worried for her, but he knew that this wasn't his fault.]
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Date: 2013-01-27 07:46 pm (UTC)Well, she collected us, didn't she?
That's something constant across all these damn universes.
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Date: 2013-01-27 07:55 pm (UTC)Speak for yourself, craterface. She didn't collect me, I came with the ship.
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Date: 2013-01-27 08:10 pm (UTC)And to think, the Shepards still kept you even after dealing with your award-winning personality.
...Speaking of, is Jim still talking to you after that stunt you pulled? I didn't hear the details, but it must've been good to get him that pissed.
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Date: 2013-01-27 08:20 pm (UTC)[He gave a sort of awkward little half-shrug.] I've been kinda lying low on that front. Getting a gun pulled on me once was enough, y'know?
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Date: 2013-01-27 08:30 pm (UTC)Getting a gun pulled on you?
That couldn't have been pleasant.
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Date: 2013-01-27 08:33 pm (UTC)My only regret is that I never got him to break that damn poker face. Seriously, I bet he cleans house at cards.
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Date: 2013-01-27 08:40 pm (UTC)[ACTION]
Date: 2013-01-27 09:07 pm (UTC)[Gonna divert that topic again.]
Maybe I should put this on my resume. 'Pissed off Commander Shepard and didn't get shot for it'. Sounds like a marketable skill to me.
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Date: 2013-01-27 09:13 pm (UTC)[He knows who helped Joker out (thanks to Jim's angry mutterings), but here's where the probing comes in.]
So, who was it? Kasumi? Tali? She has been getting sneakier lately.
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Date: 2013-01-27 09:24 pm (UTC)[Wow, he sure is dodging that subject.]
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Date: 2013-01-27 09:34 pm (UTC)[He just gives Joker a knowing Look]
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Date: 2013-01-27 09:39 pm (UTC)So why're you asking if you already know the answer, Batman?
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Date: 2013-01-27 09:45 pm (UTC)Hell, if it was me and Sol, I'd be bragging about her.
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:00 pm (UTC)[He shouldn't be angry at Garrus because his family survived the war; he shouldn't, but couldn't help it. Garrus' family got out alive from a full-scale invasion on Palaven, but his sister couldn't make it out of a small one on a backwater colony-- it wasn't fair, and it felt like he was going to choke on his own goddamn bitterness.]
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:09 pm (UTC)[It's probably safe to say that he hit something there. He tries not to let Joker's tone faze him, taking the liquor in front of him into account.]
What is it this time? Another fight?
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:32 pm (UTC)No, it's not, and fuck you for asking.
[Speaking of that alcohol, now seemed like a good time for him to take another pull.]
Me and Gunny are none of your damn business, so try to keep your flat nose out of it.
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:36 pm (UTC)[Then this happens]
Congratulations, Moreau, you just made it my damn business.
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:48 pm (UTC)Drop it, Vakarian.
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Date: 2013-01-27 10:53 pm (UTC)[HAH. BEAT THAT.]
Now tell me what the hell is going on.
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Date: 2013-01-27 11:14 pm (UTC)[Joker punctuated that sentence by slamming his tumbler down onto the bar top hard enough to make cracks spiderweb across the glass. He may or may not have also broken a finger or two, but he wasn't paying attention.]
[That sure escalated quickly.]
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