"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
Part of the beauty of this friendship, Garrus, is that I can call you on your bullshit.
[You would totally drag his ass to bed, don't even lie. You hauled it all the way back to your apartment to let him crash on your couch the last time he got absolutely shitfaced, and the crew quarters are a lot closer than that.]
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 05:10 am (UTC)If you pass out I'm not hauling your ass back to the crew quarters. Fair warning.
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 05:31 am (UTC)[You would totally drag his ass to bed, don't even lie. You hauled it all the way back to your apartment to let him crash on your couch the last time he got absolutely shitfaced, and the crew quarters are a lot closer than that.]
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 03:50 pm (UTC)[Which, face it, he'd do anyway]
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-11 07:28 pm (UTC)[Everything else he could sleep off or fix himself.]
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Date: 2013-02-11 09:38 pm (UTC)Sorry, but I'm not that much of a turian.
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-12 06:24 pm (UTC)[If that's not masochism, he doesn't know what is.]
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Date: 2013-02-16 08:43 pm (UTC)