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Jan. 21st, 1990 04:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluggedintheoverlord
"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 04:14 am (UTC)[They didn't cover 'expressions of the craterfaced birdman' in flight school.]
So does this mean I have to stop calling you an asshole? Because I don't think that's gonna happen.
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 04:22 am (UTC)For example-- you're an asshole.
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 04:29 am (UTC)[He should start writing a letter now: DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA, TODAY I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT FRIENDSHIP.]
You're lucky that you're just enough of an asshole to be worth liking, Garrus.
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 04:41 am (UTC)[But Garrus smiles and dips his head, tossing it back so he can down his drink in one go]
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 04:59 am (UTC)[He knocked back what was left in his glass and reached for the bottle. The pour was sloppy, but at least all of it got in the glass.]
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 05:10 am (UTC)If you pass out I'm not hauling your ass back to the crew quarters. Fair warning.
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 05:31 am (UTC)[You would totally drag his ass to bed, don't even lie. You hauled it all the way back to your apartment to let him crash on your couch the last time he got absolutely shitfaced, and the crew quarters are a lot closer than that.]
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-09 03:50 pm (UTC)[Which, face it, he'd do anyway]
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-11 07:28 pm (UTC)[Everything else he could sleep off or fix himself.]
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Date: 2013-02-11 08:01 pm (UTC)[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-11 08:39 pm (UTC)[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-11 08:42 pm (UTC)[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-11 09:05 pm (UTC)[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-11 09:38 pm (UTC)Sorry, but I'm not that much of a turian.
[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-12 06:24 pm (UTC)[If that's not masochism, he doesn't know what is.]
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Date: 2013-02-12 06:32 pm (UTC)[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-16 07:16 pm (UTC)[ACTION]
Date: 2013-02-16 08:43 pm (UTC)