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Jeff "Joker" Moreau ([personal profile] pluggedintheoverlord) wrote1990-01-21 04:03 pm
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"Hey, this is Joker.  Leave a message and I might get back to you.  Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joker stop being such a tough nut to crack]

Well, she collected us, didn't she?

That's something constant across all these damn universes.
calibrating: (Things just got interesting)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.

And to think, the Shepards still kept you even after dealing with your award-winning personality.

...Speaking of, is Jim still talking to you after that stunt you pulled? I didn't hear the details, but it must've been good to get him that pissed.
calibrating: (I fucking love Arby's!)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe THAT'S what's bothering him...]

Getting a gun pulled on you?

That couldn't have been pleasant.
calibrating: (If you'll just let me explain...)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you sure as hell got his temper up higher than I've ever seen it go, so you did something right. How'd you set that up?
calibrating: (Okay run that by me again?)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
'Didn't get shot' does sound a little better than 'only almost got shot'.

[He knows who helped Joker out (thanks to Jim's angry mutterings), but here's where the probing comes in.]

So, who was it? Kasumi? Tali? She has been getting sneakier lately.
calibrating: Feel free to use! Just credit, please! :) (Waaaasn't expecting that one)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
So, it wasn't Tali, it wasn't Kasumi, it wasn't Wrex, because, face it, subtlety just isn't his specialty. It wasn't Bakara, since she's definitely way too mature for that kind of thing. Mordin would've just snubbed you. It definitely wasn't me, though I am kind of hurt you didn't ask.

[He just gives Joker a knowing Look]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just wondering why it was such a big secret.

Hell, if it was me and Sol, I'd be bragging about her.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL NOW]

[It's probably safe to say that he hit something there. He tries not to let Joker's tone faze him, taking the liquor in front of him into account.]


What is it this time? Another fight?
calibrating: (YOU THERE. BOY.)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Two stubborn assholes walk into a bar]

[Then this happens]


Congratulations, Moreau, you just made it my damn business.

What the hell is wrong with you?
Edited 2013-01-27 22:36 (UTC)
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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[HAH. BEAT THAT.]

Now tell me what the hell is going on.
calibrating: Feel free to use! Just credit, please! :) (...Shit)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-27 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Garrus' mandibles twitched. Angrily so.]

[Despite that, however, there was an underlying twinge of concern when he spoke next. Joker, as much of an ass as he could be, never got explosively angry. Not like this.]


Like hell, Joker.

What happened?
calibrating: (Okay run that by me again?)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-28 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
No, a missed diagnostic check is 'a long couple of days'. Waking up cranky is 'a long couple of days'. This is not a long couple of days, Joker.

[Garrus pushes his own drink aside carefully, as if anything but would cause even more damage]

Damn it, let me help you.
calibrating: (Dat priiiiiiize...)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2013-01-28 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Either you talk to me, or your sister does. And even if I have to go to her, then you can bet your ass I'm coming right back for you.

So take your pick.

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