"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
[He took a sip of the alcohol and tried to think of how he could be of any help at all in this situation. Him, the antisocial pilot who argued with the computer all day and didn't like people.]
[If this had been a difficult piece of navigation, Joker would be her man. But this kind of flying was something that he wasn't an ace at.]
[Shepard nodded her head and took another drink from her glass, growing silent. She stared across the room at the wall, becoming lost in her thoughts.]
I'll try not to get into any sexy catfights while you're around. But you totally should've let that one between Miranda and Jack go for a bit. [He gave her a sidelong look and a grin.] Not long enough for hull damage or anything, but a little clothing damage wouldn't've hurt.
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Date: 2012-02-21 03:45 am (UTC)[If this had been a difficult piece of navigation, Joker would be her man. But this kind of flying was something that he wasn't an ace at.]
Gonna hang around here for a while?
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Date: 2012-02-21 04:20 am (UTC)Just to... y'know, let us both calm down.
[Shepard reached for her drink, taking a sip of it.]
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Date: 2012-02-21 05:43 am (UTC)[He certainly wouldn't mind her being around. And the Normandy was just as much her home as it was his.]
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Date: 2012-02-21 06:04 am (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2012-02-22 11:07 pm (UTC)I could always punch him for you. I've still got one good hand left after the last time.
[Clearly the best way to break it was with snark.]
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Date: 2012-02-22 11:15 pm (UTC)Yeah, if you wanted him to snap you right in half.
[Have an amused little grin.]
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Date: 2012-02-23 12:55 pm (UTC)I figure the shock of it'll buy me enough time to get outta there before he breaks me.
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Date: 2012-02-24 06:40 am (UTC)[She reaches for her glass and takes another drink.]
Anyway, I'd prefer to not end up breaking you two apart. It was enough when Miranda and Jack got at each others throats.
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Date: 2012-02-26 10:34 am (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2012-02-27 03:11 pm (UTC)I think it went on long enough. If you want to see cat fights, find vids on the extranet.
[HMPH]
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Date: 2012-03-11 04:00 am (UTC)[Do you even want to know how big his porn stash is.]
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Date: 2012-03-11 05:35 am (UTC)[No. B| But she has a pretty good idea.]