"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
[Shepard nodded her head and took another drink from her glass, growing silent. She stared across the room at the wall, becoming lost in her thoughts.]
I'll try not to get into any sexy catfights while you're around. But you totally should've let that one between Miranda and Jack go for a bit. [He gave her a sidelong look and a grin.] Not long enough for hull damage or anything, but a little clothing damage wouldn't've hurt.
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Date: 2012-02-21 06:04 am (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2012-02-22 11:07 pm (UTC)I could always punch him for you. I've still got one good hand left after the last time.
[Clearly the best way to break it was with snark.]
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Date: 2012-02-22 11:15 pm (UTC)Yeah, if you wanted him to snap you right in half.
[Have an amused little grin.]
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Date: 2012-02-23 12:55 pm (UTC)I figure the shock of it'll buy me enough time to get outta there before he breaks me.
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Date: 2012-02-24 06:40 am (UTC)[She reaches for her glass and takes another drink.]
Anyway, I'd prefer to not end up breaking you two apart. It was enough when Miranda and Jack got at each others throats.
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Date: 2012-02-26 10:34 am (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2012-02-27 03:11 pm (UTC)I think it went on long enough. If you want to see cat fights, find vids on the extranet.
[HMPH]
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Date: 2012-03-11 04:00 am (UTC)[Do you even want to know how big his porn stash is.]
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Date: 2012-03-11 05:35 am (UTC)[No. B| But she has a pretty good idea.]