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Jan. 21st, 1990 04:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluggedintheoverlord
"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
[ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 05:43 am (UTC)[It just got ripped off its hinges like it was wrapping paper, and tossed aside casually.]
[And peering in is this giant asshole.]
Heeeeeere's Wrexy...
[Joker, you never should have shown him that movie]
[ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 05:50 am (UTC)[If it were physically possible for him to piss, he actually might have wet himself because WREX YOU ARE TERRIFYING.]
...I am never showing you movies ever again.
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 05:52 am (UTC)[He reaches behind his back and holds up a crowbar.]
Don't know why Doc gave me this, but from the shape of it, pretty sure I can jam it up one of your orifices and take you with me like a varren on a spit.
[ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 05:57 am (UTC)[Oh god he fears for his ass. Literally.]
Just sayin'.
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 05:58 am (UTC)Then how?
[Oh he has that grin]
[ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 06:00 am (UTC)Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 06:01 am (UTC)[Oh look at that console with the Normandy's diagnostic data]
[Man, that exploded really nice when the crowbar literally cleaved right through it like it was made of butter.]
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 02:49 pm (UTC)[WHEELING HIS ASS OVER THERE NOW]
What the fuck is wrong with you?! Quit breaking my ship! Again!
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-03 11:45 pm (UTC)You wanna give me something else to break?
[ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-04 02:17 am (UTC)...I think I'm fresh out.
[He's already reached his max quota of breaking things for the year, thanks.]
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-04 03:37 am (UTC)[Speaking of RIGHT BEHIND YOU, he just biotic blasted that crowbar through another console. There is now a fountain of sparks shooting off at your back Joker.]
I'll wait.
[ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-23 04:53 am (UTC)[He turned back to Wrex, his expression still a mixture of outrage, shock, and sheer what is wrong with you.]
[Congratulations, Wrex, Joker is actually too pissed right now to talk. Give him a minute.]
[There we go.]
Get. The Hell. Off of my ship!
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-24 09:12 pm (UTC)[In]
[His]
[Face]
[He's close enough that you can smell who he ate last, Joker.]
Gonna make me?
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-25 12:21 am (UTC)No.
Bakara will.
[Don't make him call your girlfriend on you.]
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-25 12:23 am (UTC)[He doesn't know her name yet]
[ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-25 12:40 am (UTC)Seriously, how do I know her name and you don't?
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-25 12:45 am (UTC)[This is actually a very dangerous growl, Joker]
[ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-25 12:52 am (UTC)Get out of my face, Wrex.
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-25 08:59 pm (UTC)I'm done playing anyway.
[His first inclination is grab his head. But that would probably kill him.]
[So he's going to begrudgingly just pick up the entire chair you are in, Joker.]
Re: [ACTION]
Date: 2012-10-26 12:07 am (UTC)[You really should've just done this from the beginning. Joker is well and truly stuck.]
Put me down!