"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
Okay, let's just say that I believe you about the spirits and demons thing.
But aside from saying 'spirits good demons bad', what's the difference? I mean, you've basically just told me you're possessed by a demon, but it's okay because it's a slightly different flavor of demon. Not exactly comforting, y'know?
[And see, that's just the problem: Anders can no longer insist that Justice is in any way a benevolent spirit, that there is no chance he will go out of control. But that's not what he wants to say here.]
Justice does not wish to cause further chaos, or to harm innocent people. He seeks what his name suggests. You're in no danger from him now.
The hell makes you think that I'd even be physically able to do whatever freaky brain damage made Hawke end up like that? That's not even mentioning the fact that even if I could, I wouldn't, because doing that to somebody is bullshit on a level even I wouldn't stoop to.
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Date: 2013-06-10 03:32 pm (UTC)Okay, let's just say that I believe you about the spirits and demons thing.
But aside from saying 'spirits good demons bad', what's the difference? I mean, you've basically just told me you're possessed by a demon, but it's okay because it's a slightly different flavor of demon. Not exactly comforting, y'know?
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Date: 2013-06-10 03:42 pm (UTC)Justice does not wish to cause further chaos, or to harm innocent people. He seeks what his name suggests. You're in no danger from him now.
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Date: 2013-06-10 03:49 pm (UTC)Wait, wait, further chaos? What, has Judge Dredd here been a little trigger-happy in the past or something?
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Date: 2013-06-10 03:53 pm (UTC)[the worst of the chaos will happen in the future, anyway. Thank you, Marian, for telling him about that.]
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Date: 2013-06-10 04:34 pm (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2013-06-10 04:37 pm (UTC)[he just doesn't like you, Joker.]
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Date: 2013-06-10 04:44 pm (UTC)Uh, y'know, if a guy takes over your body and goes batshit on people's asses, he might be kind of a shitty friend. Just sayin'.
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Date: 2013-06-10 04:50 pm (UTC)[action]
Date: 2013-06-10 04:58 pm (UTC)And I'll take 'people I don't want to piss off' for a thousand, Trebek.
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Date: 2013-06-10 05:02 pm (UTC)I doubt you can. Not to that extent.
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Date: 2013-06-10 05:08 pm (UTC)Yeah, that... still isn't real comforting.
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Date: 2013-06-10 05:09 pm (UTC)Are you going to try to upset me?
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Date: 2013-06-10 05:18 pm (UTC)[Sometimes it just kind of happens.]
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Date: 2013-06-10 05:22 pm (UTC)[action]
Date: 2013-06-10 05:25 pm (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2013-06-10 05:29 pm (UTC)[can you blame him for being a tad bit upset?]
You're in no danger from me. I'm here to heal people.
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Date: 2013-06-10 05:58 pm (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2013-06-10 06:01 pm (UTC)[action]
Date: 2013-06-10 06:09 pm (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2013-06-10 06:10 pm (UTC)[action]
Date: 2013-06-10 06:14 pm (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2013-06-10 06:29 pm (UTC)If [when] you need healing in the future, I can mend a broken bone in seconds. Infections, as well.
[he doesn't need antibiotics.]
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Date: 2013-06-10 06:37 pm (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2013-06-10 06:50 pm (UTC)[action]
Date: 2013-06-10 06:52 pm (UTC)[He'll just be heading out, because his bullshit quota for the day has been filled.]