"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."
Dad said pig wrestling and cleaning was all about building character and [she does her best 'Dad Voice'] learning the value of hard work.[End voice]
So thanks to that, I do all my chores without whining a single bit, unlike someone who just sat around the house drinking beer whenever he came to visit.
Excuse you, I came home to relax because I was working my ass off in flight school. And, speaking of that, which one of us graduated top of his class and with so many honors that they didn't have time to mention them all at commencement? Oh right, that was me.
So yeah, try again, kid. I'm totally still the favorite.
[You can't see it, but Joker totally just kayne shrugged over here.]
You had more space to go mess around with stuff in. If I had like six hundred acres of property hanging around, I would've totally found someplace to set up shop.
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Date: 2013-06-02 11:56 pm (UTC)Just so you know, um, I think I might be bringing a couple of animals on board. It's not my fault or anything? They kind of keep on following me.
I mean nothing serious! It's just like, a space cow, and some birds, and a couple of fuzzy things that I'm not entirely sure of.
Oh, and a varren but no big he's not, like, aggressive or anything.
AndwhenIsaidImightbeIreallymeantthatIalreadydidandthey'reinthehangarnow okay talk to you later, bye!
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Date: 2013-06-06 03:17 am (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2013-06-07 03:10 am (UTC)I just hummed along to some of my music and then I got mobbed!
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Date: 2013-06-07 03:52 pm (UTC)But Jeff...!
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Date: 2013-06-07 11:00 pm (UTC)If I oink, you moo.
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Date: 2013-06-09 03:44 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, Gunny, but you're a hick.
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Date: 2013-06-09 04:36 pm (UTC)So thanks to that, I do all my chores without whining a single bit, unlike someone who just sat around the house drinking beer whenever he came to visit.
And it's also why I'm the favorite.
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Date: 2013-06-09 04:41 pm (UTC)So yeah, try again, kid. I'm totally still the favorite.
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Date: 2013-06-09 04:49 pm (UTC)I only blew up my bedroom once.
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Date: 2013-06-09 04:51 pm (UTC)Every time I wanted to play with anything electronic, I had to go outside and as far away from the house, but still within eyesight, as I could.
Do you know how much of a pain in the ass that was?
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Date: 2013-06-09 05:02 pm (UTC)You had more space to go mess around with stuff in. If I had like six hundred acres of property hanging around, I would've totally found someplace to set up shop.
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