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"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."

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[Shepard nodded her head and took another drink from her glass, growing silent. She stared across the room at the wall, becoming lost in her thoughts.]

[Well, this sure was a pregnant silence if Joker ever heard one. A moody, knocked-up, brooding silence.]

I could always punch him for you. I've still got one good hand left after the last time.

[Clearly the best way to break it was with snark.]

[That certainly broke Shepard's train of thought. She looked over to Joker, brows arching at his remark.]

Yeah, if you wanted him to snap you right in half.

[Have an amused little grin.]

[He got a smile from her-- mission accomplished.]

I figure the shock of it'll buy me enough time to get outta there before he breaks me.

Shocking Garrus? Good one, Joker.

[She reaches for her glass and takes another drink.]

Anyway, I'd prefer to not end up breaking you two apart. It was enough when Miranda and Jack got at each others throats.

I'll try not to get into any sexy catfights while you're around. But you totally should've let that one between Miranda and Jack go for a bit. [He gave her a sidelong look and a grin.] Not long enough for hull damage or anything, but a little clothing damage wouldn't've hurt.

[Shepard shakes her head.]

I think it went on long enough. If you want to see cat fights, find vids on the extranet.

[HMPH]

Yeah, but I could've used some new material.

[Do you even want to know how big his porn stash is.]

Uh huh.

[No. B| But she has a pretty good idea.]

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