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[pluggedintheoverlord]

 

"Hey, this is Joker.  Leave a message and I might get back to you.  Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."

Comments

[ACTION]

[calibrating]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just as long as I don't have to carry you to Mordin's.

[Which, face it, he'd do anyway]

[ACTION]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Unless I'm dying, never take me to Mordin's.

[Everything else he could sleep off or fix himself.]

[ACTION]

[calibrating]

What's wrong? Afraid he's gonna stick a probe in your other arm?

[ACTION]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

That, and his lectures are hell. You ever tried to keep up with his motormouth when you're hungover?

[ACTION]

[calibrating]

I don't even try to keep up with him when I'm sober. The hell makes you think I'd do it hungover?

[ACTION]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

I dunno, latent masochism?

[ACTION]

[calibrating]

Uh-huh.

Sorry, but I'm not that much of a turian.

[ACTION]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Says the guy who willingly went into the Mako with Shepard.

[If that's not masochism, he doesn't know what is.]

[ACTION]

[calibrating]

Who the hell said it was willingly?

[ACTION]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Didn't see you putting up too much of a fight. If it were me, you'd have to drag me kicking and screaming into that deathtrap.

[ACTION]

[calibrating]

If it were you, the Mako would be a literal deathtrap.