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[pluggedintheoverlord]

 

"Hey, this is Joker.  Leave a message and I might get back to you.  Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."

Comments

[audio]

[withastick]

Still the favorite? C'mon, Jeff, I heard the stories. I don't think you were the favorite even when you were the only one.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Stories of my exploits are slightly exaggerated.

I only blew up my bedroom once.

[audio]

[withastick]

Yyyyeaaah, thanks for that, by the way.

Every time I wanted to play with anything electronic, I had to go outside and as far away from the house, but still within eyesight, as I could.

Do you know how much of a pain in the ass that was?

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[You can't see it, but Joker totally just kayne shrugged over here.]

You had more space to go mess around with stuff in. If I had like six hundred acres of property hanging around, I would've totally found someplace to set up shop.

[audio]

[withastick]

Who're you kidding? You would've set the entire farm on fire.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

It would've only been a little bit of fire.

[audio]

[withastick]

More like all the fire.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

I can tell you're jealous. I've just always been so much cooler than you, kid.

[audio]

[withastick]

[Hold please for thirty straight seconds of laughing slash cackling]

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, but you're the one who's spent your whole life trying to be just like me.

[HE HAS A POINT THERE]

[audio]

[withastick]

Uh-huh.

What about the whole pig wrestling hick thing?

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

You're a pig wrestling hick who's trying to emulate somebody like a million times more awesome than you. I get it, really. I mean, when you're the kid sister to someone as great as me, it's kind of expected that you'd see me as your role model.

[audio]

[withastick]

You know what?

You're right, Jeff.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

And hey, with my recommendation, the flight academy'll take even a redneck like you.

[audio]

[withastick]

Promise you'll recommend me?

Re: [audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Sure. You got a reputation to uphold.

[audio]

[withastick]

Huh, so I guess that means I'll go ahead and get better than you.

: [audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[Honestly, nothing would make him prouder.]

Don't get ahead of yourself.

[audio]

[withastick]

Who said anything about getting ah--

[That might've been a crash and a moo in the background]

[And Gunny might be talking louder to cover it up]

--ead of myself?

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Gunny.

Go take care of those animals.

And by 'take care of' I mean 'get them the fuck off of my ship'.

[audio]

[withastick]

Wait, wait, we were totally having a moment!

Focus on that instead okay? Not the animals.

Especially not the cows.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

How many cows are on my ship.

[audio]

[withastick]

Two or three.

Or six.


So, about that recommendation...

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[Remember that incredibly calm tone of voice that Joker used when you slammed the shuttle into the cargo bay wall? It's coming back.]

Gunny.

Get rid of those animals before I come down there with an assault rifle and get rid of them for you.

[audio]

[withastick]

But Jeff...!