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[pluggedintheoverlord]

 

"Hey, this is Joker.  Leave a message and I might get back to you.  Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."

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[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

The difference between us is that I was raised in civilized society and you grew up in the boonies, rolling in mud and chasing pigs.

I'm sorry, Gunny, but you're a hick.

[audio]

[withastick]

Dad said pig wrestling and cleaning was all about building character and [she does her best 'Dad Voice'] learning the value of hard work.[End voice]

So thanks to that, I do all my chores without whining a single bit, unlike someone who just sat around the house drinking beer whenever he came to visit.

And it's also why I'm the favorite.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Excuse you, I came home to relax because I was working my ass off in flight school. And, speaking of that, which one of us graduated top of his class and with so many honors that they didn't have time to mention them all at commencement? Oh right, that was me.

So yeah, try again, kid. I'm totally still the favorite.

[audio]

[withastick]

Still the favorite? C'mon, Jeff, I heard the stories. I don't think you were the favorite even when you were the only one.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Stories of my exploits are slightly exaggerated.

I only blew up my bedroom once.

[audio]

[withastick]

Yyyyeaaah, thanks for that, by the way.

Every time I wanted to play with anything electronic, I had to go outside and as far away from the house, but still within eyesight, as I could.

Do you know how much of a pain in the ass that was?

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[You can't see it, but Joker totally just kayne shrugged over here.]

You had more space to go mess around with stuff in. If I had like six hundred acres of property hanging around, I would've totally found someplace to set up shop.

[audio]

[withastick]

Who're you kidding? You would've set the entire farm on fire.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

It would've only been a little bit of fire.

[audio]

[withastick]

More like all the fire.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

I can tell you're jealous. I've just always been so much cooler than you, kid.

[audio]

[withastick]

[Hold please for thirty straight seconds of laughing slash cackling]

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, but you're the one who's spent your whole life trying to be just like me.

[HE HAS A POINT THERE]

[audio]

[withastick]

Uh-huh.

What about the whole pig wrestling hick thing?

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

You're a pig wrestling hick who's trying to emulate somebody like a million times more awesome than you. I get it, really. I mean, when you're the kid sister to someone as great as me, it's kind of expected that you'd see me as your role model.

[audio]

[withastick]

You know what?

You're right, Jeff.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

And hey, with my recommendation, the flight academy'll take even a redneck like you.

[audio]

[withastick]

Promise you'll recommend me?

Re: [audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Sure. You got a reputation to uphold.

[audio]

[withastick]

Huh, so I guess that means I'll go ahead and get better than you.

: [audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[Honestly, nothing would make him prouder.]

Don't get ahead of yourself.

[audio]

[withastick]

Who said anything about getting ah--

[That might've been a crash and a moo in the background]

[And Gunny might be talking louder to cover it up]

--ead of myself?

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Gunny.

Go take care of those animals.

And by 'take care of' I mean 'get them the fuck off of my ship'.

[audio]

[withastick]

Wait, wait, we were totally having a moment!

Focus on that instead okay? Not the animals.

Especially not the cows.

[audio]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

How many cows are on my ship.