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"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."

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What the hell are you talking about? Nukes are adorable.

Puppies and little kids are cute. Nukes are awesome. The difference is that whole explosion thing.

We've definitely got different views on what's cute.

So, uh... no hard feelings?

Not gonna say I'm not pissed at you. That was a pretty damn stupid thing you pulled, and I don't like it when you're stupid because you don't do it halfway. But I'm gonna bank on Stark being a decent enough guy to leave Gunny out of whatever beef he's got with me.

So really, there's probably no harm done, but you're still a dumbass.

I'm not gonna argue that.

Just, uh, as long as you know I'm sorry.

Okay, good. Glad to see we're all on the same page here.

Yeah.

We just need a better book.

Joker, it's Hawke. I'm sane again, more or less. Sorry about all the weird shit a few days ago.

And thanks.

[--end voice mail--]

Hey, Jeff?

Just so you know, um, I think I might be bringing a couple of animals on board. It's not my fault or anything? They kind of keep on following me.

I mean nothing serious! It's just like, a space cow, and some birds, and a couple of fuzzy things that I'm not entirely sure of.

Oh, and a varren but no big he's not, like, aggressive or anything.

AndwhenIsaidImightbeIreallymeantthatIalreadydidandthey'reinthehangarnow okay talk to you later, bye!

Gunny, if you don't get these damn things off my ship, we'll be having steak for dinner.

It's not like I'm doing it on purpose!

I just hummed along to some of my music and then I got mobbed!

Hey, Jeff? Did you take the Normandy out for something? Because it's been a while. Uh. I guess call me whenever you get back. Try to hurry too, okay? I need my toothbrush.

See ya later.

Hey, Jeff. It's Gunny. Um. Yeah, did you move the ship without telling me? I may have missed the memo or something. Uh... call me back I guess. Unless your omni-tool is broken. Or your Guide. Or whatever.

Still need that toothbrush, by the way.

Edited 2013-06-07 03:15 (UTC)

Okay, Jeff, it's not funny anymore. I'm sorry about the hat! And all the animals! I won't do it ever again, just please call me back once you get this message.

Edited 2013-06-07 03:17 (UTC)

Hey, Jeff.

I'm, um, I'm gonna be finding a place to stay for a little while, all right? I dunno if you're on a mission and you can't talk or whatever but try and let me know you're not hurt or something. Please?