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Alternate Universe Canonmates (ManShep!Verse)

At Least He's Making Friends // CR CHART。
( Cmdr Jane Shepard. )	So, come here too often? I'd follow you to hell and back as many times as you want to go there-- which is way too many already, if you ask me-- and I'll get you there with style.  I'd be a lot happier if I was flying us to a beach or something, but hey, no rest for the wicked, right?
( Hilary 'Gunny' Moreau. )	Sorry, can't hear you over how awesome Tony Stark is. You're my kid sister, I'm contractually obligated to like you.
(Harvey Dent Garrus Vakarian.)	What do you call it when a turian is killed by a horrible spiky monster? You're a giant ugly birdman and I wouldn't take you any other way.  We've had our rough spots and all, which seems pretty par for the course with this crew, but you're all right by my books.  I'm not real good at the whole 'friends' thing, but I think I'd call you one of mine.  Hope it's the same with you, otherwise I'm going to feel like a hell of an idiot.
( Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. )	I'm immune to your facts and logic! I don't know what I'd do if you weren't around.  So much shit happens to my baby that I wouldn't be able to keep up with the repairs without you.  Out of all the assholes I work with, you're probably the easiest to get along with, and I'm not just saying that because you have a shotgun.
( Liara T'Soni. )	I'm guessing there may have been some bouncing. You're kinda scary with the whole 'I can flay you alive with my brain' thing, but other than that, it's pretty cool to have our own personal Shadow Broker aboard.  And you've never broken my ship or anything, so that automatically ranks you higher than half the assholes on the crew.  Keep up the good work?
( Dr. Mordin Solus. )	The bad guys shouldn't have a monopoly on mad scientists. You've grown on me, doc.  Kinda like a weird, motormouthed fungus that moonlights as an alcohol tyrant.  Even though I'm sure I've pissed you the hell off more times than either of us wants to count, you've done me a lot of favors, and I haven't forgotten it.  So, thanks for that. I still want to know if this thing on my arm is a probe or not.
( Cmdr Jim Shepard. )	Two years and everything hits the crapper.  Teach you to die on me. Okay, I seriously don't know how you haven't punched me in the face yet, but on behalf of the structural integrity of my skull, thanks.  The whole you being a guy thing is still a little weird, but hey, you're a pretty decent guy, even if you look like the Terminator sometimes.  I can see why the me-from-your-universe (which is also weird to think about) would've flown for you. And were you always this jacked, or did I totally get cheated in the Cerberus upgrades department?
( Tony Stark. )	It's a privilege to patch up a ship as sexy as this. We don't always see eye-to-eye on a lot of things, some of them real important things, but overall you're not a bad sort of guy.  And I really can't rag on somebody who brings me shiny new tech and helps me fix up my ship, so there's that.  The thing is, I'm not sure where I stand with you-- you're pretty damn hard to get a read on sometimes.  I can't tell if we're good or if you're still holding some of the shit I've said against me.
( Garrett Hawke. )	The sheer manliness of those beards meeting reverberated across the universe. Your beard is almost as nice as mine.
( Fox McCloud. )	Sounds like a personal problem. After all the shit you've dealt with from us, you've earned your spot on the crew, and I can recognize that.  But I'm just saying, if you shed on the electronics again, you'd better clean that up.   And I'm still totally a better pilot than you.
( Urdnot Wrex. )	I'd say we're at headbutting capacity. If you break one more thing on my ship, I swear I'm going to jettison your stupid turtle ass out the airlock and no jury would ever convict me. Aside from that, there are worse people I could think of having on the crew.  I mean, if nothing else, you make for a good meatshield for people I like better to hide behind.  And sometimes you're kind of funny, in an asshole sort of way. Just... seriously.  You're banned from the battery forever.
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