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[pluggedintheoverlord]

 

"Hey, this is Joker.  Leave a message and I might get back to you.  Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."

Comments

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

He's a friend.

[he just doesn't like you, Joker.]

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[Join the club.]

Uh, y'know, if a guy takes over your body and goes batshit on people's asses, he might be kind of a shitty friend. Just sayin'.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

If he goes batshit, it's due to my anger, not his.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[Anders is really doing a poor job of convincing Joker that he's not a security risk.]

And I'll take 'people I don't want to piss off' for a thousand, Trebek.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

[yeah, he... does that.]

I doubt you can. Not to that extent.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[Anders, you clearly know nothing of Joker if you really think that. He can be very good at pissing people off.]

Yeah, that... still isn't real comforting.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

[He knows the type. He was the type. Unbelievable though it seems.]

Are you going to try to upset me?

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

That implies that I have to try to piss people off.

[Sometimes it just kind of happens.]

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

You saw what happened to Hawke. Are you planning on doing anything like that?

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Uh... do you mean going all creepy and monotone or making somebody go creepy and monotone? It's a no on both counts, but still.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

The latter. Doing that to someone--

[can you blame him for being a tad bit upset?]

You're in no danger from me. I'm here to heal people.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

The hell makes you think that I'd even be physically able to do whatever freaky brain damage made Hawke end up like that? That's not even mentioning the fact that even if I could, I wouldn't, because doing that to somebody is bullshit on a level even I wouldn't stoop to.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

And that was exactly my point.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

So... just to clarify, you're saying your trigger-happy freeloader isn't gonna be making too many appearances, right?

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Okay. Great. Good talk.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

[hesitates.]

If [when] you need healing in the future, I can mend a broken bone in seconds. Infections, as well.

[he doesn't need antibiotics.]

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

I'm sure doc'll let you know if you're needed.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

I'll get back to work, then.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Yeah, you do that.

[He'll just be heading out, because his bullshit quota for the day has been filled.]