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[pluggedintheoverlord]

 

"Hey, this is Joker.  Leave a message and I might get back to you.  Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."

Comments

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

The latter. Doing that to someone--

[can you blame him for being a tad bit upset?]

You're in no danger from me. I'm here to heal people.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

The hell makes you think that I'd even be physically able to do whatever freaky brain damage made Hawke end up like that? That's not even mentioning the fact that even if I could, I wouldn't, because doing that to somebody is bullshit on a level even I wouldn't stoop to.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

And that was exactly my point.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

So... just to clarify, you're saying your trigger-happy freeloader isn't gonna be making too many appearances, right?

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Okay. Great. Good talk.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

[hesitates.]

If [when] you need healing in the future, I can mend a broken bone in seconds. Infections, as well.

[he doesn't need antibiotics.]

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

I'm sure doc'll let you know if you're needed.

Re: [action]

[onetrackminds]

I'll get back to work, then.

[action]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Yeah, you do that.

[He'll just be heading out, because his bullshit quota for the day has been filled.]

[MORE LIKE TWO WEEKS IN NOW STILL GOING WITH AUDIO SPAM]

[withastick]

Hey Jeff. Sorry I missed a couple of days.

I'm doing all right now. Got a couple of places to stay. Get in touch soon, all right?

[OKAY NOW THIS IS ACTION FROM LIKE A MONTH AGO HOLY CRAP EVERYTHING IS SPAM]

[withastick]

['I've had worse things in my mouth']

[These are the words that echo in Gunny's head as she shoots straight up from under her sheets with a hearty--]

OH MY GOD.

[--and then, purely out of instinctual sibling contempt, flings a pillow straight at Joker's stupid, beardy head]

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[Joker, meanwhile, had been minding his own damn business at that point and was sound asleep. Sadly, after taking a pillow to the head, he was no longer.]

...th' hell? [He's still half asleep and sounds like he has a mouth full of stupid.] Somebody better be dead or on fire for you to be wakin' me up this early.

[withastick]

[Who has two thumbs and isn't listening? THIS GIRL]

Jeff!!! You're so gross!!!

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Th' fuck are you talkin' about?

[It's 3 am what is this]

[withastick]

Remember the hot springs and the centipede in the cup and what you said?

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Not really? Gunny, it's three in the morning, go the fuck to sleep.

[withastick]

Nuh-uh! Nope!

You were all [half-assed sleepy Joker impression go] 'Eh, whatever, I've had worse things in my mouth'.

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Okay, so? Did you really have to wake me up for this?

[withastick]

Yeah, I did!

Because I just got what you meant!

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Congratulations. Here, let me give you a gold star.

[Protip: it's not a gold star at all, it's his middle finger.]

Now go the fuck to sleep.

[withastick]

What?! No! How can I sleep after that?!

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Easy. Roll over, close your eyes, and go the fuck to sleep. Seriously, if I knew you needed the Talk, I'd've been more prepared. Made up some diagrams or something.

[withastick]

I've already had the talk, stupid!!!

It's just... you... eww!!!

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Hate to break it to you, kid, but that's not the only place I've had a dick.