pluggedintheoverlord

"Hey, this is Joker. Leave a message and I might get back to you. Unless you're trying to sell me something or I really just don't feel like talking to you-- in that case, take a hint and quit calling me."

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withastick

['I've had worse things in my mouth']

[These are the words that echo in Gunny's head as she shoots straight up from under her sheets with a hearty--]

OH MY GOD.

[--and then, purely out of instinctual sibling contempt, flings a pillow straight at Joker's stupid, beardy head]

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pluggedintheoverlord

[Joker, meanwhile, had been minding his own damn business at that point and was sound asleep. Sadly, after taking a pillow to the head, he was no longer.]

...th' hell? [He's still half asleep and sounds like he has a mouth full of stupid.] Somebody better be dead or on fire for you to be wakin' me up this early.

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withastick

[Who has two thumbs and isn't listening? THIS GIRL]

Jeff!!! You're so gross!!!

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pluggedintheoverlord

Th' fuck are you talkin' about?

[It's 3 am what is this]

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withastick

Remember the hot springs and the centipede in the cup and what you said?

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pluggedintheoverlord

Not really? Gunny, it's three in the morning, go the fuck to sleep.

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withastick

Nuh-uh! Nope!

You were all [half-assed sleepy Joker impression go] 'Eh, whatever, I've had worse things in my mouth'.

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withastick

hey u

call me when u get a chance has to do with bday stuff :)))

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pluggedintheoverlord

[Because he's a good brother, he'll call back.]

Hey, what's up?

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withastick

Okay, soooooo have you planned anything for my sixteenth, yet?

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pluggedintheoverlord

[Oh.]

[Shit.]

...Yeah, sure, of course I have. What, you think I'd forget my kid sister's birthday?

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withastick

[Well since Joker's been nothing but honest with her so far, Gunny has no reason not to believe him]

Awesome! Can't wait!

I just have one teeny tiny request if it's not too late to ask.

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pluggedintheoverlord

[Shit, shit, he needed to get a cake and a present and all sorts of things to desperately try to keep himself from being a horrible brother.]

You're not getting a pony.

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withastick

[Gunny peeks into the Normandy's helm, calling out just as the safety doors slide open]

Hey, are you in there, Jeff?

[It was a stupid and unnecessary question, but it didn't hurt to be sure]

From:

pluggedintheoverlord

[There was a lot of crap to be done after the impromptu reaper invasion, so Joker was pretty much crashing in the helm for the next few days.]

Yeah, I'm here. Something up?

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withastick

Yeah, ummmm... I know it sucks, but can you stand for just like, two seconds?

From:

pluggedintheoverlord

[He heaved a very put-upon sigh as he levered himself up out of the chair.]

Fine, but this better be important. I've got a lot of shit to do, y'know.

From:

withastick

[AANNNND HUG]

[Super hug, even]

Thanks for the party.

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pluggedintheoverlord

[Oh, well. He had time for hugs, even if there was a lot of shit for him to do.]

[Have a hug back.]

Yeah, no problem, kid. Glad you liked it.

From:

withastick

hey jeff

hey

hey jeff

hey

hey

jeeeeeeeeeeefff jeff jeff jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffff

hey
heyeeeyyyy

call me when uuuuu get this. super important question